No, to your surprise, this is actually not baby Marlon Brando. This is baby Mackenzie. Even though I do end up talking like him for half my life because of my unhealthy obsession with The Godfather at a very young age and my many Italian speaking family members.
This is the ugliest picture I’ve seen of a baby. I thought baby’s were supposed to be cute? I’ve been putting stereotypes away since the womb.
Why did my parents take a photo of this? Did I just taste some sour milk? Why do I look like 47 year old Marlon Brando from The Godfather as an infant? Is this a grown man or a toddler? I need answers. I look like the head of a very important Italian family. The Don. Vito Corleone. I’m supposed to look innocent and pure but it just looks like I’m about to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
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I love this. You really do look like him.
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Do or did? Now I’m more of an Adam Sandler/Adrian Brody look a like.
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Did. I can definitely see the Adrian Brody in your face. Weird combo. I bet your dad looks like an adam sandler/tom cruise.
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Bruh you are right on the spot. He looks exactly like that.
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